From 39e1e357ac372feae7cfc377e887d835a3e8c0a8 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: b1rdmania <102524336+b1rdmania@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Mon, 5 Jan 2026 13:00:27 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] Make README About section actually fun this time MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit WAH! 🤖 Generated with [Claude Code](https://claude.com/claude-code) Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.5 --- README.md | 18 +++++++++++------- 1 file changed, 11 insertions(+), 7 deletions(-) diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index 0b6a36f..b1393e9 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -10,17 +10,21 @@ Turn any song into a Game Boy version. ## About -Search any song. Get the 8-bit version. It's that simple. +**WAH!** 🎮 -WARIO SYNTH grabs real MIDI files from the internet and runs them through a fake Game Boy sound chip built entirely in your browser. Four channels of crunchy lo-fi goodness: +Type in literally any song. We'll find a MIDI file somewhere on the internet and absolutely demolish it through a janky homebrew Game Boy sound chip running in your browser. -- **Two pulse waves** — bleepy melodies -- **One wave channel** — thicc bass -- **One noise channel** — tsss tsss drums +Is it accurate? Sometimes. Is it legal? Probably. Does it slap? **Absolutely.** -No server audio, no samples, just pure Web Audio oscillators doing their best 1989 impression. +Four glorious channels of chiptune chaos: +- 🟨 **Pulse 1** — screamy lead melodies +- 🟨 **Pulse 2** — whatever pulse 1 forgot +- 🟩 **Wave** — chunky bass that hits different +- ⬜ **Noise** — percussion (tssss pshhhh) -**Try it → [wario.style](https://www.wario.style)** +Zero samples. Zero server audio. Just raw oscillators having the time of their lives. + +**[wario.style](https://www.wario.style)** ← go make your favorite song worse ![Wario](public/wario-sprite.png)